Midwich Cuckoos!!!!

Punk Rock with Attitude!!!

Energetic Live shows not to be missed! With a new EP in the works for 2020!  Two new band members Vocalist Tanzy Velayne and Guitarist Rob Jones. 

Midwich Cuckoos are EVERYWHERE!!! 



Next Live Shows

Be sure not to miss out on the FUN!!!

Next Live Midwich Cuckoos Show!


A whole weekend of the best Live Punk music in London come and hang out with the band at New Cross Inn for this music madness! Get your tickets now before they sell out!

If you can't make the punk Weekend!

Midwich cuckoos are live again On Sat 22nd Fed 2020!

Another mini festival "Girls wanna Rock ll" Midwich Cuckoos are ganna bring the house down!

Recording begins on The new EP!


Exciting times are ahead, with two new band members recording will begin on our follow up EP! 

Live at Nambucca London

Ending the year on a high MIDWICH CUCKOOS supported Hands off Gretel for their last London show of the year. 

Live at Camden Rocks 2019!

Don't worry about a stage, Midwich Cuckoo Tanzy gets everywhere!

Midwich Cuckoos

What started out as a couple of songs written from 1 friend to another soon became an unpredictable punk rock cluster-f*#k.

...with no band or specific intentions for the songs Patch had an idea. How about if the tracks were sent to various musicians, they record their own parts & send them back? No need for band commitments, rehearsals or travelling the globe...The songs would remain punk rock in essence, but the outcome was unpredictable and exciting-open for people to put their own stamp on the tracks! This unpressurised approach drew from as far afield as Italy, Brazil and beyond. The more people added to the songs the more dynamic they became. What started as a few chords in a bedroom soon became heavy baselines, shredding guitar solos and dirty beats...An album seemingly wrote itself, but things didn't stop there...

After seeing how a simple idea could snowball into something bigger it wasn't long before talk of a music video came along...

'After a few beers with my good friend John Stow (Intraspectrum Studios), he told me it's a shame my old band, Monsters in the Attic, broke up as he had some good music video ideas for 1 of the songs, 'Sasquatch'... I told him I was just writing a new album & I'd always wanted to make a video...i sent him some tracks, he showed me what he'd already done... Next thing we were both agreeing how good race cars & fire would look'.

 After the departure of Vocalist Valentina in 2018 Midwich Cuckoos recruited Vocalist Tanzy Velayne and Guitarist Rob Jones, Work will begin on their new EP early 2020!

So here we are… an intense-tasting fruit of everyone's labour. Now it's time to sit back & enjoy..
Ladies & gentlemen we give you...
The Midwich Cuckoos.

The Band


Songwriter, Guitarist, Head Honcho

Patch is the main man and the spark of this project. He has been the frontman of Monsters In The Attic and also works in the film industry.

Tanzy Velayne


Joining the Band in early 2019, Tanzy is a demonic vampire who plans to slowly inpregnate the world with the sounds of hot punk. Hailing from the darkest depths of East London she sings like a banshee and screams like the terror infested pits of hell, not only does she sing but also writes songs, plays guitar and piano.


Bass & Backing Vocals

A man of many talents, Ben has been jamming in bands with Patch for years. He brings out his bass grooves and fills to this project. 


Backing Vocals, Live Guitar & Web

Lesley has been working in the music industry, managing bands and labels. This time she's crossing over to the other side and getting on stage.


Live Drums

Photographer by Day, Drummer by night. Dan’s got the chops and creativity.

Rob Jones

Lead Guitarist

Bringing the magic to the Live shows, Rob Jones is a bad ass guitarist! 


The Crew

Live Musicians

Tanzy Velayne - Lead Vocals
Patch - Guitars and vocals
Lesley - Guitars and vocals
Ben - Bass
Dan Rouse - Drums
Rob Jones - Lead Guitarist


Vocals - Valentina Vinsintin
Enrico Peccin - Recorded Drums
Dave Christmas - Recorded Guitars
Jose Suarez - Recording & Production
Tim Kramer, Signal House Studios - Mixing & Mastering
Jarrad Hearman - Recording & Production on 'Russian Doll' single

Music Video Production

Helka Harju - 1st AD | Sophie Cotton - 3rd AD | Ewan Mulligan - DOP Camera Operator | Emily Harwood - Production Designer | Adam Palmer - Camera Operator | Beany - Camera Operator & Lighting Gaffer | Lee Thompson - Camera Operator | Noel - Cam 3 AC | Harry Dwyer - Drone Operator | Will Martin - Drone Operator Assistant | Manuel SA - FP1 | Sabrina Corda - Gaffer | Jenny Anderton - Costume Designer | Jack Coakley - Make Up Artist | Demi Amat - Make Up Artist | Niki De Jong - Make Up Artist | Jesse Matthews - Lighting | Sepehr Moshki - Data Wrangler | Phil Davies - VFX Supervisor | Danya - VFX Assistant | Ros Butler - Props Master | Kes - Assistant Props Master | Anne Marie Taberdo - SFX Supervisor | Luis Martin Munoz - SFX Assistant | Rachel Upson - Performance Supervisor

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